Sunday, September 7, 2008

Hot Dogs

I fucking love hot dogs. Today I made myself a dog and it fucking split at the ends, I fucking hate when hot dogs do that, it looks so fucking nasty. But I sucked it up like a man and I enjoyed it. Fucking pussy ass dudes wont eat hot dogs because they think it looks gay, that shits fucked up, buncha pussies. I'm so fucking tough that I'll walk around in a fucking gay ass pink rainbow shirt. Thats how fucking TOUGH I am. MOUNTAIN FUCKING DEW!


Anonymous said...

hamburgers are way more fucking nu-metal than hot dogs. the only thing nu-metal about hot dogs is that one time fred durst totally shoved one up chester from linkin park's ass.

Kail said...

that's pretty nu-metal, not gonna lie

derek said...

Hot dogs are very nu-metal. Hence Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water.