Showing posts with label mountain dew. Show all posts
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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Mountain FUCKING Dew

Nothing's more fucking in your face and extreme then my favorite of all sodas...



Mountain Dew Code Red. It's the most Nu-Metal soda in existence. Nothings more extreme than flavored Mountain Dew. When my next album comes out and I'm a big time nu-metal musician, bringin' 2001 back ofcourse, best fucking year for music ever, I'm gonna be gettin' all sorts of endorsement deals, because nothing's more nu-metal than sponsors, and I'm hoping Mountain Dew will be one of them! Fucking EXTREME!