Monday, November 10, 2008

RANT: Why Does Fox Want Dragonball to Fail So Bad?!


Alright like I've been following the upcoming Dragonball movie for the past year, and every piece of news seems to make the movie look incredibly silly. The promo pics were pretty alright, and the trailer wasn't bad, but honestly, everything that leaks makes this movie look incredibly silly and not cool in the least, maybe it's just what's being leaked and they way the leaks are being presented, or maybe Fox just doesn't want to make money, either way it's gonna end badly.

Take the above image for instance, that's Goku's great ape form. How silly is that! But wait... that's what's being PERCEIVED as Goku's great ape form! Fox didn't say that that actually WAS the form, but we do know it's legit because they made several sites remove it. My guess is that that's the form mid transformation because it doesn't look finished in the least to me.

I think this movie has a chance of being pretty good, but from what's being leaked I can't say for sure, King Yemma's gonna be doing a lot of filing the day this movie comes out if it sucks because I see a LOT of fans killing themselves and each other.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

REVIEW: Repo! The Genetic Opera



I saw this movie last night at a packed theater in New York City, The Angelika to be exact. I showed up with my friend Derek at 9:30 and they were completely sold out for the 10:45 showing, so we had to get tickets for the 12:45 showing. Now while that one wasn't sold out, it was pretty packed, and there was a line to get into the theater an hour before showtime.
Now onto the movie, the basic story was simple, in the future people's organs start failing and transplants are needed, so GeneCo appears and makes organs available to those who need them, but at a price. If you can't afford the price then a monthly bill plan is instated, and if you can't pay the bill and find yourself in debt, a Repo Man comes and repossesses the organ, and if you happen to die in the process, that's not his problem.
An interesting story idea, definitely gives me the willies just thinking about it, throw in some killer music and operatic themes and you got yourself an odd blend. A heavy metal horror opera. Sweeney Todd looks like Hairspray compared to this.
The opening scene is a montage of comic book panels set to eerie music, my jaw dropped once it started. The montage gives the back story, and the way it's done was magnificent. The comic book montages appear frequently to give some back story on various characters.

In short, this movie was great. It had killer songs, memorable characters, amazing visuals, and a great cameo during one of the numbers (not gonna spoil it :P). If you liked Sweeney Todd, then you will really LOVE Repo! The Genetic Opera.

10/10 - YOU MUST SEE THIS MOVIE RIGHT NOW

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

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Friday, October 3, 2008

Dragon Ball Z Movies - Lord Slug

As you may know, I'm a die hard DBZ fan, it runs in the family. My brother, my sister, my nephews and neice, my cousins, we all love Dragon Ball Z, and I for one, love the movies more than the series. The movies were usually 45 minutes long each and usually had no connection to the series, or they had some connection and then something had to throw it off so that it didn't connect at all. So the other day my brother got the Tree of Might/Lord Slug Double Feature DVD and it made me remember just how fucking awesome Lord Slug was. First off, this was FUNimation's first shot at dubbing a DBZ movie, they didn't do the original first three, so they did this and they made it like an actual movie. They licensed actual music by great nu-metal bands like Breaking Point and Disturbed and threw in the songs where they fit and it was awesome.
Might I add this movie was released in the best year of all time 2001, only one bad thing happened in 2001 and though we're still suffering from the consequences of 9/11, we also still have the fond memories of nu-metal and great Dragon Ball Z movies!

Honestly, if you wanna feel nu-metal, you gotta not like anime but LOVE Dragon Ball Z because there is nothing more nu-metal than Dragon Ball Z.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Corn Dogs! Holy fucking god

I fucking LOVE corn dogs, forget fucking hot dogs, last week after I got my paycheck I ran to shop rite and got me some corn dogs and I said "shit son"

Fucking DELIGHTFUL thats what they are

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Hot Dogs

I fucking love hot dogs. Today I made myself a dog and it fucking split at the ends, I fucking hate when hot dogs do that, it looks so fucking nasty. But I sucked it up like a man and I enjoyed it. Fucking pussy ass dudes wont eat hot dogs because they think it looks gay, that shits fucked up, buncha pussies. I'm so fucking tough that I'll walk around in a fucking gay ass pink rainbow shirt. Thats how fucking TOUGH I am. MOUNTAIN FUCKING DEW!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Gotta Have My Pops

Yo. If there's one food I fucking love, it's cereal. If there's one cereal that's fucking EXTREME, it's Corn Pops. I mean c'mon, I gotta have my Pops. Look at that shit. It's so fucking EXTREME and so fucking nu-metal, I feel like Fred Durst himself be eatin' that shit the whole time they recorded Chocolate Starfish. Damn son, best fucking cereal ever. If you wanna be nu-metal and extreme like me, then you gotta eat your corn pops.

I even recorded a neat little video of myself enjoying corn pops and being fucking extreme while watching digiman. Check check it yo.